Weapon of Sonic Violence: vocals

Favorite bands: Antiseen, Black Flag, Motorhead, Suicidal Tendencies, Iron Maiden, GG Allin, AC/DC

Dirt: The Gooch specializes in being a general, all-purpose bad ass motherfucker. If it looks like he's gonna throw that chair in your direction... you'd best duck. Professional moonshine drinker.

Armed to the Teeth With: drums, guitar & backing vocals

Favortie bands: The Hookers, Heresy, Ripcord, Blood Duster, Chemical Brothers, Nine Shocks Terror

Dirt: Albert is both a beer drinker and a hell raiser. He is also a trained professional with skills ranging from drywall and concrete to guitar leads and blast beats. Albert can do it all. He is also busy raising the next generation of rock n' roll rebels.

Borrows: other people's bass gear

Favorite bands: GG Allin & The Jabbers, Johnny Cash, Impetigo, Mercyful Fate, The Village People, 4 Non Blondes

Dirt: What can you say about this guy? He likes to fall down and break things that don't belong to him. Don't let him on the carpet.

Tools of the Trade: guitar & vocals

Favorite bands: Antiseen, Blue Oyster Cult, Rupture, ZZ Top, Tetsu Array, Nine Shocks Terror, Funkadelic, Death Side

Dirt: A sketchy bald guy with a long beard, Doug enjoys watching professional wrestling and not leaving the house unless forced.

Favorite bands: Slayer, Mukeka Di Rato, Antiseen, Led Zeppelin, Rupture, Pantera, Nine Shocks Terror

Dirt: A cofounding member of the band, Andrew is out of action due to general mayhem. When he gets out, he'll probably go back to living in the woods with a lot of cats, a lot of guns and his mom... when he's not off running black op missions on The Moon. Andrew also played drums in JACKED UP ZEROS.

Favorite bands: Poison Idea, Death Side, Bastard, Infest

Dirt: Served several valient years as lead guitar player and angry step-father figure, now plays bass in MIDDLE AGED YOUTH. Does a mean Dusty Rhodes impersonation and runs the Distort Ohio Record label. Currently resides somewhere up in the booze-soaked northern realms, just beyond the edge of sanity.

Favorite bands: Pantera, Dark Throne, Rupture, Asesino, DS-13

Dirt: Peroxide blonde and mustachioed little brother from Malmö, this smooth-talking battle dwarf took the lead vocal spot on our 2003 US tour. Known for his prowess in nacho eating, Esse also plays in WIDESPREAD BLOODSHED, SEWN SHUT and HAMMERFALL.

Favorite bands: Morning Musume, Puffy, Globe, Snuff, Warhead

Dirt: Played guitar with us on the 2005 tour of the west coast and often provides emotional encouragement and support for Hank. Highest roller of the entire band when in the casinos of Las Vegas. Soft spoken and socially reserved, not much is really known about this mysterious six-string cowboy.